Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallow https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/t9050 Runboard| Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallow en-us Thu, 28 Mar 2024 08:27:38 +0000 Thu, 28 Mar 2024 08:27:38 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153188,from=rss#post153188https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153188,from=rss#post153188OK, I think this conversation's over righ abouuuut.......now.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Niko Vidgren)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:20:31 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153187,from=rss#post153187https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153187,from=rss#post153187oh sorry Feinsteinified Richard Feldman, I really didn´t know that one needs a brain to call people "Morsified" who never even have managed to like Morse. But what do I know, obviously I´m a Zombie, gosh a place on earth with out Morsified zombie flesh? Well, I think you could find out if you´d leave the house for a change. But maybe you meet some Zombie in real life, and then I´m sure you´re too scared to ever leave the house again. Anyway Feinsteinified Richard Feldman, put on a Feinstein Zombie CD and enjoy this wonderful summer instead of worrying I know you can. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Milan Fahrnholz)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:15:01 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153186,from=rss#post153186https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153186,from=rss#post153186Silly Milan Fahrnholz, Morsified Zombies have no brains to hurt! A small town with a Morsified Zombie. Is there any place on earth safe from Morsified reanimated flesh and bone? The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star nondisclosed_email@example.com (remorseless)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:46:46 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153185,from=rss#post153185https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153185,from=rss#post153185Oi remorseless less of the village idiot I happen to live in a small town.So its town idiot if you please.nondisclosed_email@example.com (telboy1)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 14:29:55 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153184,from=rss#post153184https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153184,from=rss#post153184nondisclosed_email@example.com (Milan Fahrnholz)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:35:26 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153183,from=rss#post153183https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153183,from=rss#post153183quote:remorseless wrote: quote:Hammond Avatar wrote: blah blah blah blah You should consider changing your username to Hammond Avatar Gumby. The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star I´ll think of that with care! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hammond Avatar)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:30:56 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153182,from=rss#post153182https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153182,from=rss#post153182quote:Hammond Avatar wrote: blah blah blah blah You should consider changing your username to Hammond Avatar Gumby. The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star nondisclosed_email@example.com (remorseless)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:29:02 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153181,from=rss#post153181https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153181,from=rss#post153181quote:remorseless wrote: quote:Hammond Avatar wrote: Sounds a little Pythonesque, doesn´t it, Milan? There is certainly no shortage of Morsified Village Idiots on this fan forum. The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star blah blah blah blah nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hammond Avatar)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:58:21 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153180,from=rss#post153180https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153180,from=rss#post153180quote:Hammond Avatar wrote: Sounds a little Pythonesque, doesn´t it, Milan? There is certainly no shortage of Morsified Village Idiots on this fan forum. The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star nondisclosed_email@example.com (remorseless)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:55:24 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153179,from=rss#post153179https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153179,from=rss#post153179  nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hammond Avatar)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 02:08:05 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153178,from=rss#post153178https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153178,from=rss#post153178Okay then how about Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (ding) (drrrrrrrrrr) Edward (whooooop) (tshuuuuuuuuuuuuu) (brrrrrrrrrrrrrr) Thomas Moo... (lalalalalala) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (BANG!) William (blblblblblblblblblbbblkllll) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (btzwzernhg) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo-cuckoo)Naaoooo...Smith. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Milan Fahrnholz)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:08:10 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153177,from=rss#post153177https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153177,from=rss#post153177quote:Milan Fahrnholz wrote: Or how about: Sir_Legendary_remorseless_crusader_almighty_internationally_renowned_defender_of_the_deep_purple_faith_morsified_zombie_hunter_for_hire_keeper_of_the_big_purple_spoon_brightest_star_of_the_highwaystarde_von_ausfernschplenden_schlitter_crasscrenbon_fried_digger_dangle_dongle_dungle_gutenabend_bitte_ein_nürnburger_bratwurstle_gerspurten_mit_tzwei_macheluber_hundsfut_gumberaber_shoenendanker_kalbsfleisch_mittler_aucher VonHautKopfOfUlm? Nah, that´s a little bit to long. Sounds a little Pythonesque, doesn´t it, Milan?   nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hammond Avatar)Wed, 19 Jul 2006 00:08:37 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153176,from=rss#post153176https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153176,from=rss#post153176Or how about: Sir_Legendary_remorseless_crusader_almighty_internationally_renowned_defender_of_the_deep_purple_faith_morsified_zombie_hunter_for_hire_keeper_of_the_big_purple_spoon_brightest_star_of_the_highwaystarde_von_ausfernschplenden_schlitter_crasscrenbon_fried_digger_dangle_dongle_dungle_gutenabend_bitte_ein_nürnburger_bratwurstle_gerspurten_mit_tzwei_macheluber_hundsfut_gumberaber_shoenendanker_kalbsfleisch_mittler_aucher VonHautKopfOfUlm? Nah, that´s a little bit to long.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Milan Fahrnholz)Tue, 18 Jul 2006 23:37:36 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153175,from=rss#post153175https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153175,from=rss#post153175Holy crapture! Do you believe in miracles? A message from Gillans micstand that actually makes sense! The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star nondisclosed_email@example.com (remorseless)Tue, 18 Jul 2006 22:12:13 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153174,from=rss#post153174https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153174,from=rss#post153174Or how about ritchienotcountryfusiondude nondisclosed_email@example.com (Gillans micstand)Tue, 18 Jul 2006 18:14:08 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153173,from=rss#post153173https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153173,from=rss#post153173quote:MrEd45 wrote: Gee, I woulda thunk you might of gone more for RitchieRulesGillanandMorseSuck over any of the other examples. RitchieRulesGillanGloverandMorseSuck would be an even better username but it has too many characters. The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star nondisclosed_email@example.com (remorseless)Mon, 17 Jul 2006 23:29:44 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153172,from=rss#post153172https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153172,from=rss#post153172quote:remorseless wrote:  southernrocksteve is one of the best user names on this forum!  Be that as it may...  Gee, I woulda thunk you might of gone more for RitchieRulesGillanandMorseSuck over any of the other examples. nondisclosed_email@example.com (MrEd45)Mon, 17 Jul 2006 20:28:10 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153171,from=rss#post153171https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153171,from=rss#post153171southernrocksteve is one of the best user names on this forum! The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star nondisclosed_email@example.com (remorseless)Mon, 17 Jul 2006 15:39:05 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153170,from=rss#post153170https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153170,from=rss#post153170quote:southernrocksteve wrote: quote:Star City wrote: Last time I checked, he's wished for my demise and/or insulted me in every post in this string. If I had any sense Id let him rant away in a vaccum...  There's always an option of holding your head high and walking away from insults, perceived or otherwise, instead of getting worked up like a little girl. quote:southernrocksteve wrote: quote:Gillans micstand wrote: Oh don't give him that bullsh1t troll... you can't even play clean pool yourself, and wouldn't be in this thread, trying to salvage anything remorseless has to say, if it weren't for the so called sobbing that you obviously thrive on. Don't try to be coy, the difference is all about who starts it, as far as who is doing the walking away goes... start crap, and watch people fight it out, now thats real mature, when you know they'll do it, and thats been flying above your head for years now, about the whole deal. If that wasn't the case in the first place, you'd keep to yourself, and not play your games with fans that aren't here to fuc around. I'd tone down the advice, it must taste like rubber anyway, do you like that in your mouth?  LOL. Along comes Mr. Righteous Nobody and preaches to everyone about the way it is. ...and that will be quite enough of that, Spiral Architect...er, SouthernRockSteve...er, CountryRockSteve...er, FlightoftheRatSucks...er, GetOverYourself...er, RitchieRulesGillanandMorseSuck...er, SteveMorseRocks...er, well, there're at least 5 more that I could also list. Ah, what difference does it make which of your various 'personas' you've posted under - I reiterate, that will be quite enough. nondisclosed_email@example.com (MrEd45)Mon, 17 Jul 2006 00:55:31 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153169,from=rss#post153169https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153169,from=rss#post153169Maybe Remorseless and Gillans Micstand are two of a kind. Both keep regurgitating the same ol' crap but you just have to laugh at 'em.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Quacking Duck)Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:21:22 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153168,from=rss#post153168https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153168,from=rss#post153168quote:Gillans micstand wrote: Oh don't give him that bullsh1t troll... you can't even play clean pool yourself, and wouldn't be in this thread, trying to salvage anything remorseless has to say, if it weren't for the so called sobbing that you obviously thrive on. Don't try to be coy, the difference is all about who starts it, as far as who is doing the walking away goes... start crap, and watch people fight it out, now thats real mature, when you know they'll do it, and thats been flying above your head for years now, about the whole deal. If that wasn't the case in the first place, you'd keep to yourself, and not play your games with fans that aren't here to fuc around. I'd tone down the advice, it must taste like rubber anyway, do you like that in your mouth? LOL. Along comes Mr. Righteous Nobody and preaches to everyone about the way it is. nondisclosed_email@example.com (southernrocksteve)Sat, 15 Jul 2006 18:04:30 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153167,from=rss#post153167https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153167,from=rss#post153167quote:Star City wrote: Like I told Remo a few weeks ago at 6'6 260 I'd be one ugly looking gal... quote:southernrocksteve wrote: There's always an option of holding your head high and walking away from insults, perceived or otherwise, instead of getting worked up like a little girl. In view of his size and weight, it sounds like he’s getting worked up like a fat, ugly b*tch after someone has stolen her beloved chocolates. If only the Redneck Reaper could play guitar with such intensity! The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star nondisclosed_email@example.com (remorseless)Sat, 15 Jul 2006 16:23:23 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153166,from=rss#post153166https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153166,from=rss#post153166Oh don't give him that bullsh1t troll... you can't even play clean pool yourself, and wouldn't be in this thread, trying to salvage anything remorseless has to say, if it weren't for the so called sobbing that you obviously thrive on. Don't try to be coy, the difference is all about who starts it, as far as who is doing the walking away goes... start crap, and watch people fight it out, now thats real mature, when you know they'll do it, and thats been flying above your head for years now, about the whole deal. If that wasn't the case in the first place, you'd keep to yourself, and not play your games with fans that aren't here to fuc around. I'd tone down the advice, it must taste like rubber anyway, do you like that in your mouth?nondisclosed_email@example.com (Gillans micstand)Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:59:53 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153165,from=rss#post153165https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153165,from=rss#post153165quote:Star City wrote: Last time I checked, he's wished for my demise and/or insulted me in every post in this string. If I had any sense Id let him rant away in a vaccum... There's always an option of holding your head high and walking away from insults, perceived or otherwise, instead of getting worked up like a little girl. nondisclosed_email@example.com (southernrocksteve)Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:24:01 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153164,from=rss#post153164https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153164,from=rss#post153164quote:Star City wrote: DP isn't trying to rehash old Rainbow and Priest songs... I've heard 5 songs or so..wasn't overly impressed. Third Wish is the album I’ve been waiting for from Dave’s cousin ever since he founded Dio and the album I expected of Priest when Rob returned. ‘Real’ hard rock/heavy metal fans can relate to the following comment from a review of the metal album of the new millennium: “F*ck Iron Maiden, F*ck Judas Priest and F*ck Dio… That’s my opinion after listening Feinstein. Nowadays it’s hard to maintain your incredibility as a NWOBHM band but where others fall Feinstein stands.” quote:Star City wrote: ROTD and Purpenicualr break new ground and have interesting musical ideas. There is absolutely nothing interesting about Fruity Vegetables or Crapture of the Shallow. However, I can understand why the Redneck Reaper playing the same solo over and over again would appeal to a simpleton like you. quote:Star City wrote: There is not one origianl song idea bouncing around Blacker's p%$#y whipped head. Once again, you are commenting on albums you have not heard in their entirety and also proving that you are a mindless Morsified Zombie through and through. The Prozac Kid has spoken about songwriting in the past admitting that he tends to write simple songs and Ritchie, who he has described as being almost too creative, writes intricate music. I’m not a fan of Blackmore’s Night but there are songs on each album that are quite good. I’d like to see the rock songs recorded with Dio in a traditional hard rock style. It would be a very interesting project. Ritchie has spoken of moving Blackmore’s Night in a hard rock direction. Unfortunately, Candice can’t sing hard rock. Hopefully, he’ll abandon such plans and reunite Mark III or Rainbow with Dio. The Legendary Remorseless Crusader Almighty Internationally Renowned Defender of the Deep Purple Faith Undisputed Lord of the Purple Realm President of the Steve Morse Eradication Committee Morsified Zombie Hunter for Hire Keeper of the Big Purple Spoon Brightest Star of the Highway Star nondisclosed_email@example.com (remorseless)Fri, 14 Jul 2006 16:43:51 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153163,from=rss#post153163https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153163,from=rss#post153163I think they are over-commercialized, but I don't think they lose any sleep on how to be so, thats a job for others in the grand scope of things, and I think it's been too much that way since 84. And they aren't doing it properly, if you ask many... Who to blame? Who cares, all I know is they don't give a rats ass, they pay someone to get them through the industry doors, so atleast they don't feel to blame, or something tells me, for that, and other obvious reasons, they'd have packed it in about a few years back. The point is, if your going to be commercial, why not make it big, instead of risking having your whole career be accounted for, in one effort? (by peasants, and punters alike)nondisclosed_email@example.com (Gillans micstand)Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:28:45 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153162,from=rss#post153162https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153162,from=rss#post153162Like I told Remo a few weeks ago at 6'6 260 I'd be one ugly looking gal...if the criteria for being a man includes coming to a band forum, slagging that band, insulting everyone who doesn't agree with you and make inane comments....than I guess I'm a tall ugly chick with a &*(^. Big guys don't let petty insults by little men bother them.... Commercialized??? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. ROTD is good solid imaginative rock music. DP isn't trying to rehash old Rainbow and Priest songs...sorry that doesn't fit your rather narrow tastes....why listen to the whole album...I've heard 5 songs or so..wasn't overly impressed. I've listended to them again...they really are quite derivative. Why listen to anymore of 3rd wish (or Blackmore's Night)...If I don't like something, I don't get off on inflicting pain on myself as you so obviously do....Like I've said beofre...Feinstein has been done before and done better. ROTD and Purpenicualr break new ground and have interesting musical ideas. I dare say, while Morse may not be Blackers equal as a live performer (although he's quite good despite the inevitable southern rock...wibble wibble,...blah blah post coming) but he beats Blacker's brains in as a song writer now. There is not one origianl song idea bouncing around Blacker's p%$#y whipped head. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Star City)Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:13:55 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153161,from=rss#post153161https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153161,from=rss#post153161The remorseless redundance always needs a laugh worth really partaking in, thanks. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Gillans micstand)Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:15:27 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153160,from=rss#post153160https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153160,from=rss#post153160quote:Alistair Tait wrote: quote:southernrocksteve wrote: Girl meets girl. ok. What's wrong with that...?!? Nothing, obviously. Hence the "ok"!nondisclosed_email@example.com (Milan Fahrnholz)Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:27:25 +0000 Re: Remorseless Review of Crapture of the Shallowhttps://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153159,from=rss#post153159https://bdeeppurplefanforum.runboard.com/p153159,from=rss#post153159quote:southernrocksteve wrote: Girl meets girl. ok. What's wrong with that...?!? nondisclosed_email@example.com (Alistair Tait)Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:22:53 +0000