Lesliescream
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Re: The Young Ones
Or - "Tell us Spasbecker,what actually was your crime"?
Sp.:"Er,wrestling on a tuesday Jertsy".
J .:"Y O U b a s t a r d "!
J:"And infact you're married to one luvely daughter".
S:"Yes Jertsy,Gwineth"
....but she can't be around at the moment,can she?
Nooo,'cause she's got the preg at the moment,and her face is an enormous BAG OF POSS!!!
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Re: The Young Ones
quote: Lesliescream wrote:
Or - "Tell us Spasbecker,what actually was your crime"?
Sp.:"Er,wrestling on a tuesday Jertsy".
J .:"Y O U b a s t a r d "!
J:"And infact you're married to one luvely daughter".
S:"Yes Jertsy,Gwineth"
....but she can't be around at the moment,can she?
Nooo,'cause she's got the preg at the moment,and her face is an enormous BAG OF POSS!!!
I think Spasbeckers daughter has the plague at the moment. Remember it was Medieval torture.
--- "Every time she goes Vavoom,
I wiggle in my chair"- excerpt from the book 'Things a Grown Man Should Never Say'.
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7/11/2003, 12:28
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happy hammond
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Re: The Young Ones
Whatever happened to "Bacon Sandwich" the world's first pig-ferret?
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7/11/2003, 12:53
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quote: happy hammond wrote:
Whatever happened to "Bacon Sandwich" the world's first pig-ferret?
I quoted that sketch either earlier in this thread or one of the threads that provoked this one.
--- "Every time she goes Vavoom,
I wiggle in my chair"- excerpt from the book 'Things a Grown Man Should Never Say'.
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7/11/2003, 13:01
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Security Guard: 'Ere hang on!! What's that??
Viv: It's my mascot!
Security Guard: A pig!?!?
Viv: NO!!!
Security Guard: It is!!!
Viv: No it's not, it's a ferret. It's a severely deformed ferret I'll grant you that! So severely informed infact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
Security Guard: Looks exactly like a pig!!
Viv: Yes, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the elephant man...Bacon Sandwich here is known as the fig ferret!
Security Guard: Bacon Sandwich??? Funny name for a ferret init?
Viv: Aha! And that's where I fooled you because it's not a ferret, it's a pig!!
Mike: Well done Viv, you certainly got him there!
Rick: Yeah, have you had enough nazi or do you want some more?
Bacon Sandwich: *thinks* That's nothing, someone called me a policeman the other day
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7/11/2003, 16:51
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Celtic Legacy
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Convict 1: Transported to the colonies for life. And for what? Scum I was to that judge...scum. It is for my accent alone I am condemned. It is but for my class that I board this prison hulk.
Convict 2: ...and for all them murders you done!
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Lesliescream
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quote: ritchies strat wrote:
quote: Lesliescream wrote:
Or - "Tell us Spasbecker,what actually was your crime"?
Sp.:"Er,wrestling on a tuesday Jertsy".
J .:"Y O U b a s t a r d "!
J:"And infact you're married to one luvely daughter".
S:"Yes Jertsy,Gwineth"
....but she can't be around at the moment,can she?
Nooo,'cause she's got the preg at the moment,and her face is an enormous BAG OF POSS!!!
I think Spasbeckers daughter has the plague at the moment. Remember it was Medieval torture.
Yes,you're right.You know,people like jertsy are sometimes a bit difficult to understand when you're not english.
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quote: Celtic Legacy wrote:
Convict 1: Transported to the colonies for life. And for what? Scum I was to that judge...scum. It is for my accent alone I am condemned. It is but for my class that I board this prison hulk.
Convict 2: ...and for all them murders you done!
Captain-Bent Oh, Toothless.....and concubine
Girl on ship-How'd ya know me name?
Slave-eeya what's a concubine then
Slave #2- It's a small prickly creature with
Slave #1- No that's a porcupine
Soemething like that.
--- "Every time she goes Vavoom,
I wiggle in my chair"- excerpt from the book 'Things a Grown Man Should Never Say'.
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7/11/2003, 20:07
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CL. Off subject a bit, but I promise to buy your CD at the end of Nov. DP goods have taken any spare cash this month.
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7/11/2003, 21:28
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