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 "Good Golly said Little Miss Molly
  When she was rockin' in the house of blue light
  I'm so Tutti Frutti when I shake my morphy booty, ohhh
  To the east and west
  The aural pain is oh so real
  When I open up my mouth and squeal
  C'mon baby it'll drive you crazy
  When I squeal squeal it
  I'm a squeal queen
  A morphodite in between
  I'm a squeal queen
  See me preen...
  
  Saturday night and I just got paid
  Gonna squeal about, ain't gonna save
  I'm a morphy-boy and I'll squeal with joy
  'Cause I'm Ritchie's favorite lttle morphy toy!
  I'm both a hard hearted woman and a soft headed man
  Been a morphodite since it all began
  Take a little dress, go hang with the queens
  I'll surely fit right in down in New Orleans
  I'm a squeal queen
  A morphodite in between
  I'm a squeal queen
  See me preen..."*


*to the tune of "Speed King" by Blackmore, Gillan, Glover, Lord + Paice. God, they must HATE me by now! emoticon

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 "It don't matter if I'm right or wrong
  No matter how I feel
  I got both vagina and a tiny schlong
  As long as you can hear me squeal
  'Cause I'm the blight in Deep Purple's long history
  You know I squeal but never sing
  A shadow in the night a real horrid sight
  A little morphodite thing
  
  I'm a real she-male nightmare thing
  Master of illusion, morphy touch of my hand
  All the stages are empty when I put on my heels
  A beggar of love, morphodite hero...queen of squeals

  Don't make a difference what I got
  It doesn't matter what I lose
  Don't make a difference if you like it or not
  My wigs are many hues
  'Cause all around me there's mystery and mistrust
  Now can you see it in my eyes?
  My squeals will crack your eardrums while you reel in disgust
  You'll never see through my disguise
  
  I'm a real she-male nightmare thing
  Master of illusion ,morphy touch of my hand
  All the stages are empty when I put on my heels
  A beggar of love, morphodite hero...queen of squeals

   All around...all around
   I wanna be Ritchie's main squeeze again
   I know I can please him, his mind's on the bend
   Can't he feel the power of my morphodite might?
   I can make him happier than that nasty Candice Night
   
   I'm a real she-male nightmare thing
   Master of illusion, morphy touch of my hand
   All the stages are empty when I put on my heels
   A beggar of love, morphodite hero...queen of squeals..."*


*to the tune of "King of Dreams" by Blackmore, Glover + The Little Squealing Morphodite.
 Well, maybe Gillan, Lord + Paice won't be so pissed at me now. emoticon / emoticon

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 "Got your hand on the microphone
  Your morphy eyes taking aim
  You took a shot at my ears
  Let the squealings fly
  Tell me none has got my name

  What about the earaches?
  What about the horrid pain inside?
  It doesn't just fade away
  Turning the knife...how much can they bleed?
  The squeal cuts deep

  I can't find no hiding place
  Can't escape from the squealy trace
  Begging for sweet mercy
  Burying my head in the dirt

  What about the earaches?
  What about the horrid pain inside?
  It doesn't just fade away
  Turning the knife...how much can they bleed?
  The squeal cuts deep..."*


*to the tune of "The Cut Runs Deep" by Blackmore,Glover, Lord, Paice + The Little Squealing Morphodite.
 emoticon I guess Lord + Paice will get pissed at me quicker than I thought. emoticon

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I think you have FAR too much time on your hands.
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Ed,
you have forgotten 'When a squealer cries'

If your squealing, close the door,
Dont wonna hear that racket anymore,
Ears are bleeding, all on the floor,

etc.

Bob emoticon

Last edited by unchained, 15/3/2004, 18:00


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excelent stuff Ed !

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Very good, Ed!!

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quote:

Ali Tait wrote:

I think you have FAR too much time on your hands.





 Not as much as before, Jack (! ) emoticon But just think, the other titles on the list are in the works! emoticon

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Here's some more titles for ya, Ed:

No Time To Squeel
Wasted Squeelings
No One Squeals
Hard Squealing Man
Bloodsquealer
Squeal King
The Unsquealed Law
High Squeal Shooter
Talk About Squeal
Can't Squeal It Right
Making Squeals
 
All to be found on the compilation "Come Hell Or High Squeals"

(It's hard, squealing. Show some respect!)


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quote:

Ali Tait wrote:

I think you have FAR too much time on your hands.



Seconded.
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