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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
"Good Golly said Little Miss Molly
When she was rockin' in the house of blue light
I'm so Tutti Frutti when I shake my morphy booty, ohhh
To the east and west
The aural pain is oh so real
When I open up my mouth and squeal
C'mon baby it'll drive you crazy
When I squeal squeal it
I'm a squeal queen
A morphodite in between
I'm a squeal queen
See me preen...
Saturday night and I just got paid
Gonna squeal about, ain't gonna save
I'm a morphy-boy and I'll squeal with joy
'Cause I'm Ritchie's favorite lttle morphy toy!
I'm both a hard hearted woman and a soft headed man
Been a morphodite since it all began
Take a little dress, go hang with the queens
I'll surely fit right in down in New Orleans
I'm a squeal queen
A morphodite in between
I'm a squeal queen
See me preen..."*
*to the tune of "Speed King" by Blackmore, Gillan, Glover, Lord + Paice. God, they must HATE me by now!
--- " Those who can - do. Those who can't do - teach. Those who can't do or teach - administrate."
- Anon.
" One that will not reason is a bigot. One that cannot reason is an ignoramus. One that dares not reason is a slave." - Anon
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5/3/2004, 22:33
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
"It don't matter if I'm right or wrong
No matter how I feel
I got both vagina and a tiny schlong
As long as you can hear me squeal
'Cause I'm the blight in Deep Purple's long history
You know I squeal but never sing
A shadow in the night a real horrid sight
A little morphodite thing
I'm a real she-male nightmare thing
Master of illusion, morphy touch of my hand
All the stages are empty when I put on my heels
A beggar of love, morphodite hero...queen of squeals
Don't make a difference what I got
It doesn't matter what I lose
Don't make a difference if you like it or not
My wigs are many hues
'Cause all around me there's mystery and mistrust
Now can you see it in my eyes?
My squeals will crack your eardrums while you reel in disgust
You'll never see through my disguise
I'm a real she-male nightmare thing
Master of illusion ,morphy touch of my hand
All the stages are empty when I put on my heels
A beggar of love, morphodite hero...queen of squeals
All around...all around
I wanna be Ritchie's main squeeze again
I know I can please him, his mind's on the bend
Can't he feel the power of my morphodite might?
I can make him happier than that nasty Candice Night
I'm a real she-male nightmare thing
Master of illusion, morphy touch of my hand
All the stages are empty when I put on my heels
A beggar of love, morphodite hero...queen of squeals..."*
*to the tune of "King of Dreams" by Blackmore, Glover + The Little Squealing Morphodite.
Well, maybe Gillan, Lord + Paice won't be so pissed at me now. /
--- " Those who can - do. Those who can't do - teach. Those who can't do or teach - administrate."
- Anon.
" One that will not reason is a bigot. One that cannot reason is an ignoramus. One that dares not reason is a slave." - Anon
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6/3/2004, 0:06
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
"Got your hand on the microphone
Your morphy eyes taking aim
You took a shot at my ears
Let the squealings fly
Tell me none has got my name
What about the earaches?
What about the horrid pain inside?
It doesn't just fade away
Turning the knife...how much can they bleed?
The squeal cuts deep
I can't find no hiding place
Can't escape from the squealy trace
Begging for sweet mercy
Burying my head in the dirt
What about the earaches?
What about the horrid pain inside?
It doesn't just fade away
Turning the knife...how much can they bleed?
The squeal cuts deep..."*
*to the tune of "The Cut Runs Deep" by Blackmore,Glover, Lord, Paice + The Little Squealing Morphodite.
I guess Lord + Paice will get pissed at me quicker than I thought.
--- " Those who can - do. Those who can't do - teach. Those who can't do or teach - administrate."
- Anon.
" One that will not reason is a bigot. One that cannot reason is an ignoramus. One that dares not reason is a slave." - Anon
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6/3/2004, 0:24
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Ali Tait
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
I think you have FAR too much time on your hands.
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15/3/2004, 17:00
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unchained
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
Ed,
you have forgotten 'When a squealer cries'
If your squealing, close the door,
Dont wonna hear that racket anymore,
Ears are bleeding, all on the floor,
etc.
Bob
Last edited by unchained, 15/3/2004, 18:00
--- One humanoid escapee, one android on the run.
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15/3/2004, 17:54
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Erich Estrada
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
excelent stuff Ed !
--- "I'm a Holy Man, so don't you bother me !" :)
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18/3/2004, 20:40
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Gurra
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
Very good, Ed!!
--- "They used to call me evil. Now they call me medi-evil" Ritchie Blackmore
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19/3/2004, 18:47
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
quote: Ali Tait wrote:
I think you have FAR too much time on your hands.
Not as much as before, Jack (! ) But just think, the other titles on the list are in the works!
--- " Those who can - do. Those who can't do - teach. Those who can't do or teach - administrate."
- Anon.
" One that will not reason is a bigot. One that cannot reason is an ignoramus. One that dares not reason is a slave." - Anon
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20/3/2004, 0:02
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Atle
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
Here's some more titles for ya, Ed:
No Time To Squeel
Wasted Squeelings
No One Squeals
Hard Squealing Man
Bloodsquealer
Squeal King
The Unsquealed Law
High Squeal Shooter
Talk About Squeal
Can't Squeal It Right
Making Squeals
All to be found on the compilation "Come Hell Or High Squeals"
(It's hard, squealing. Show some respect!)
--- "In french this song is called "Strange Kind Of Woman"
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21/3/2004, 4:55
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Christos Gatzidis
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Re: Special announcement from the JLTBS!!
quote: Ali Tait wrote:
I think you have FAR too much time on your hands.
Seconded.
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22/3/2004, 14:29
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