BTH
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Petulance
Here's one for the new week - the most petulant, childish, egotistical band you could wish for. The inspiration is a friend of mine, commenting on two people he didn't like getting married recently, that at least they will just make each other miserable and won't inflict pain on the innocent.
My nominations:
Yngwie "unleash the fury" Malmsteen - guitar
Axl "can only deliver a lawsuit" Rose - vocals
Blackie "my mike stand is too heavy for this pissy little stage" Lawless - guitar and vocals
Gene "I sacked my best friend by fax" Simmons - bass and vocals
Keith "I hang around these guys to look reasonable" Moon - drums
A great receipe for cancelled concerts, aborted recording sessions, and most likely, some occasional violence within the band. The band should be called "Petulance".
Any other nominations?
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20/2/2005, 22:03
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Rezi
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Re: Petulance
Brilliant choices!
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21/2/2005, 7:20
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niji
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Re: Petulance
They would be managed by Sharon Osbourne.
who would take all royalties and then have the tracks re-recorded by somebody else.
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22/2/2005, 20:45
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doggone
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Re: Petulance
try some Bicarbonate of Soda. (Ooops, I'm sorry, I thought you said "Flatulance". Never mind)
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20/3/2005, 1:42
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