David Meadows
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Directions (for people in the UK)
1. Start at Local UK Airport (unless local airport is Heathrow in which case go to item 3.)
2. Catch flight from Local UK Airport to London Heathrow Airport.
3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" follow for 2.9 miles
8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles
16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles
18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"
Now that's the way to f**king Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .
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"Music, when it is conceived, composed and performed with love and integrity, can elevate us all."
Jon Lord
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12/5/2005, 18:01
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Coirce
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Re: Directions (for people in the UK)
Texas in the uk? 
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http://www.celtic-legacy.com/ *sigh*
"If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway." --Murphy's Law"
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13/5/2005, 9:55
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Milan Fahrnholz
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Re: Directions (for people in the UK)
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Coirce wrote:
Texas in the uk?
If you knew how to follow directions you´d realised that you were supposed to be out of the UK by point 3 already.
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13/5/2005, 11:32
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Coirce
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Re: Directions (for people in the UK)
That would have been me fecked then 
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http://www.celtic-legacy.com/ *sigh*
"If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway." --Murphy's Law"
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13/5/2005, 12:05
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PoshOldSlapper
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Re: Directions (for people in the UK)
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David Meadows wrote:
Now that's the way to f**king Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .
Oh no we won't....
Altogether now, One More Time!
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
And Marie who waits for me
POS
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13/5/2005, 16:35
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mcpurplemk2
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Re: Directions (for people in the UK)
dash.
im so glad im not the only one who is feeling like this.
my so called work mates, know it annoys me so much, they went onto the internet printed the lyrics, then hid them in my latest classic rock mag while i was away from my work station!!!
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15/5/2005, 3:18
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PoshOldSlapper
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Re: Directions (for people in the UK)
Oh yes, let's do it again!
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
And Marie who waits for me
I can even do the running on the spot thing....
Its really good right in the middle of a rather large open plan office.
And great if you can get a session in before 10:00am on Monday morning.....
If you really want to know how to get your colleagues' week off to a good start..........
Sha la la lala lalala......
POS
Last edited by PoshOldSlapper, 15/5/2005, 17:02
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15/5/2005, 16:37
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jond
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Re: Directions (for people in the UK)
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MrEd45 wrote:
Has Rod Evans resurfaced and is giving it another go? (  )
Rod Evans......Why!?!
....and feck me! Wish I'd had a pound for every time I've played that fecking number.....I'm a big smell in clubland you know 
And here's a quick clubland joke:
Person telling joke: 'What's this?'
Person telling joke then starts to knock on table top (or whatever) whilst making knock get faster and faster.
Listener: 'Don't know....what is it?'
Person telling joke: 'A clubland drummer knocking on the door'
(Present company excepted!)
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16/5/2005, 18:44
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Coirce
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Re: Directions (for people in the UK)
I don't think I know this song. Probably just as well
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http://www.celtic-legacy.com/ *sigh*
"If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway." --Murphy's Law"
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17/5/2005, 11:44
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