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posticon Things I DIDN'T do this weekend!


a) Get intimate with a cucumber


b) Get intimate with a priest


c) Invade Poland.....


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Re: Things I DIDN'T do this weekend!


 emoticon Don't tell [sign in to see URL]'re putting all this off until next week?
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Re: Things I DIDN'T do this weekend!


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a) Get intimate with a cucumber


b) Get intimate with a priest


c) Invade Poland.....


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a) Hope to get on the other side of affairs soon, though. *nudge nudge*

b) How about disturbing one?

c) Considering my nationality I´d be stopped sooner than anyone can say "nb".
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Re: Things I DIDN'T do this weekend!


quote:

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a) Get intimate with a cucumber



They are cold and unfeeling, not to mention very very green.

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b) Get intimate with a priest



They also are cold and unfeeling, not to mention very very green. Must be all the smoke.

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c) Invade Poland.....


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Try Nuneaton instead, it's lovely this time of year.



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This made him, a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Get intimate with a cucumber





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Get intimate with a cucumber





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I knew I should have listened to me mam when she told me to study my Cucurbitaceae

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Mahatma Gandhi, walked barefoot all of the time, giving him calluses. He ate little which made him frail and he suffered from bad breath.

This made him, a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Try Nuneaton instead, it's lovely this time of year.



Just the thought of anywhere near Bulkington is making me blush! emoticon

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Anyone struggling with the deep intimate meaining behind this post will need a detailed map of Warwickshire in England to get this one!

For those not familiar with the area, Nuneaton possesses the most amazing slag heap, which sort of ruins any romantic illusions ......
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