Marcelo Soares
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Re: A New Competition...
Jam Stew:
Came the morning
Did you see my light?
Came the morning
Did you see my light?
You're such a mean-eyed woman...
Hm... gues I heard that before.
--- I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid
Sometimes I ramble, but then I'm lucid
I might seem lazy, but I'm hurting no one
I get along - I use my silver tongue
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28/9/2005, 19:33
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Ritchies Strat
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Re: A New Competition...
Just figured I'd get this back on page 1 to see if there are any more ideas so MrED can give his horse sense to the wiener.
One more
I woke one morning and the cupboards were bare
Ain’t nothing left but a jar of grape jelly
So I started thinking bout our old pet hare
As I got hungry a watching the telly
I saw an evil twitch in her eye
What we gonna eat as she started to cry
So I said look around and see what you see
We’ll make do just let me watch the tv
bridge
She gets the pot a boilin
The rabbit starts a jumpin
Shes scrapin out the jelly
As I’m still watchin telly
She hands me a plate
Says this is for you
What the hell am I eating
Aaagghhhhhhh it’s Jam Stew
chorus
Can’t believe what I’m eating
I don’t know what to do
Got a mouth full ‘o’ something
She calls it God-Jam Stew
Last edited by Ritchies Strat, 3/10/2005, 21:39
--- "Every time she goes Vavoom,
I wiggle in my chair"- excerpt from the book 'Things a Grown Man Should Never Say'.
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1/10/2005, 4:38
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Ritchies Strat
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Re: A New Competition...
another in the ongoing series of nonsense
Playground
Verse 1
He gets up early every Sunday
Just to meet his congregation
They live and pray together
For their own salvation
Verse 2
He takes notice of the young boys choir
But you don’t know what’s brewin inside
He gets that special feelin
The one that he just can’t hide
Chorus
Monday he gets in his Cadillac
Got a bag of candy he found
Now we know where he’s headed
To look for boys
at the Playground
Verse 3
He asks them if they needed a ride
But they’re all playing ball
He looks at his last resort
Says I got candy for you all
Verse 4
They go back to his rectory
He says may the Lord be with you
Then commits a major felony
Don’t cry, you must be new
Chorus
Monday he gets in his Cadillac
Got a bag of candy he found
Now we know where he’s headed
To look for boys
at the Playground
disclaimer-if anyone is offended by this tune,you need to look at yourself
--- "Every time she goes Vavoom,
I wiggle in my chair"- excerpt from the book 'Things a Grown Man Should Never Say'.
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8/10/2005, 5:59
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