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The MORBID THREAD


The Morbid Thread from the past couple days is kind of getting on my nerves. First off, if anyone is going to expire from this band it sure in the hell aint going to be Ritchie.
If you were not aware, Ritchie is a WITCH and witches never die. Not only that he is also GOD. emoticon
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Re: The MORBID THREAD


Witches float... And witches are able to die, at least they thought so a hundreds of years ago. or they wouldn't be burned at the stake.

Ok enough with the morbidity (is that a word?).
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Ritchie doesn't appear to have aged at all in the last 10 years....I reckon he's been dabbling with some seriously dark forces.

When people start getting suspicious he'll either vanish in mysterious circumstances or fake his own death so he can finally do that blues LP as Hugh Richard Moreblack. emoticon
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Re: The MORBID THREAD


quote:

Satch wrote:
Ritchie is a WITCH



If he weighs the same as a duck....he's made of wood...
and therefore.....A WITCH!

BUUUUURRRNN HIM!!!

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RitchiesHair wrote:

Ritchie doesn't appear to have aged at all in the last 10 years....I reckon he's been dabbling with some seriously dark forces.

...

Those dark forces are called plastic surgeons emoticon And they're dark all right. Look at Cher!

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Re: The MORBID THREAD


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Satch wrote:

The Morbid Thread from the past couple days is kind of getting on my nerves. First off, if anyone is going to expire from this band it sure in the hell aint going to be Ritchie.
If you were not aware, Ritchie is a WITCH and witches never die. Not only that he is also GOD. emoticon



Glad to see someone who's nickname is Satch, calling Blackmore God.

 emoticon

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Bobbi Flekman wrote:

Witches float... And witches are able to die, at least they thought so a hundreds of years ago. or they wouldn't be burned at the stake.

   


Well yeah I mean..we did do the nose a bit.
Burning at the stake was the only way to kill a witch and since that's tantamount to illegal, at least on Long Island, then it's safe to say that in 400 years he will feel the need to go back 400 years and may start playing Rock n Roll again. Where can I apply to be a witch as well so I don't miss out?



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RitchiesHair wrote:

Ritchie doesn't appear to have aged at all in the last 10 years....I reckon he's been dabbling with some seriously dark forces.

When people start getting suspicious he'll either vanish in mysterious circumstances or fake his own death so he can finally do that blues LP as Hugh Richard Moreblack. emoticon



Nor has his wig greyed emoticon

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implants he may have. but when i saw him in october i thought how much better he looked than the CHOHW vid. Much less hair randomly of top of his head and thinner. He's as healthy as a barrel of Hobgoblin and will live a good deal longer than the rest i shouldnt wonder

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He is the anti-Christ. Only being stuck down by G-d or being stabbed by those daggers in the Omen movies.

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