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Re: if deep purple were body parts...


body parts aye, hmmmm

Ian Gillan - mouth, throat and lungs
Ian Paice - heart
Roger Glover - brains
Jon Lord - soul/spirit (I know it's not a body part but...)
Steve Morse - hands/fingers
Don Airey - shoulders (he needs em to hold up Jons part!)
Ritchie - blood and guts
David - hormones/emotions (whitesnake emoticon)
Glenn - ear drums emoticon
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so far, it seems quite clear that deep purple's heart
is intact, and the throat; but the guts are gone and maybe
the soul? (i think jon lord might be that after all). i still think roger is the liver, trying to filter out poisons and carrying that weight.
not much sexuality left, no asshole to get rid of useless things... but new arms and shoulders ready to carry the workload (though i still think steve is the lungs, he brought in a breath of fresh to the band)


so, is the band alive or not? emoticon


oh, i forgot to mention the fans = the ears emoticon
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Ian Gillan......Penis........Stands out proudly at the front
Blackmore.....A Pube.....Falls out, easily.
Paice.....The Scrotum...holds everything in place
Glover....The Bladder....Keeps the piss, sorry peace.
Lord......The testicles...miss them if they were gone

I wont do the others due to my limited knowledge of the female genitalia. emoticon

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For strange stories about body parts have a look at my "big tits" thread! emoticon
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From tip to toe:

Head: Ritchie Blackmore
Arms: John Lord
Belly, chest: Roger Glover
bottom: Ian Gillan
Legs, feet: Ian Paice

Le voilà!
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quote:

ponytrekker wrote:

Its not hard to aim low on this topic...I'm thinking 'genital' area- Joe Lynn Turner.... (it's not the penis or vagina, though he could pass as a pussy...)

Blackmore has made a career of being a dick. I guess if your going to be a dick, you might might as well be big....matches his guitar talent-BIG!



Well, Pony, can we agree that JLT could be described as the "mangina" of Purple?

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quote:

Well, Pony, can we agree that JLT could be described as the "mangina" of Purple?



LOL! emoticon

And does he give you "angina" when you listen to him ? emoticon
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You guys might have gone too far here.
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quote:

7thHeaven wrote:

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Well, Pony, can we agree that JLT could be described as the "mangina" of Purple?



LOL! emoticon

And does he give you "angina" when you listen to him ? emoticon



Nah, just an earache! And a slightly queasy feeling in my intestines...and a taste of bile in the back of my throat...and the feeling that Satan will get me for listening to Squeeling Shemales that suffer from delusions of grandeur...and like I've said before, it really pisses off my dogs and virtually all the housepets in the neighborhood... emoticon

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 From 1969 - 1974 they were the adrenal glands
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